Showing posts with label Quarren. Show all posts
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Thursday, March 20, 2025

Star Wars Figure of the Day: Day 3,225: Tessek (The Vintage Collection)

TESSEK
Squid Head Take Three

The Vintage Collection 3 3/4-Inch Action Figure
Item No.:
No. F6986
Number: #286
Includes: Blaster, cape, 3 more carded figures
Action Feature: n/a
Retail: $72.99
Availability: October 2023
Appearances: Return of the Jedi

Bio: Protected by Skiff Guards, Jabba the Hutt's sail barge bustled with court members, henchmen, and dregs of the galaxy who attempted to curry favor with the grotesque crime lord. (Taken from the figure's set's box.)

Image: Adam's photo lab.

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Commentary:
One of the reasons I dragged my feet opening this set is it was two obscure new humans (exciting), one repack of a figure I already bought twice, and this new Tessek. Now I loves me some aliens - but I was also really happy with the ones I had. The 1983 Squid Head may not be the right colors, but he's a delightfully chunky alien who could hold his blaster, and look cool doing it. In 2001, Hasbro did another take on him - this time all-plastic - adding a working holster and fixing the colors. I would argue the 2001 Power of the Jedi Tessek may be the best overall... but if what you need is articulation, this 2023 release is the winner.

Despite being a recognizable alien, this character (and his species) has precious few figures. What's interesting is he's not an all-new release. The arms? Bib Fortuna. The legs? Cal Kestis. The hands, cape, torso, and head all seem to be new. I'm torn between praising Hasbro's cleverness, and being a little annoyed that the arms seem too skinny. When paying premium prices for fancy collector figures I want it to be all-new, but truth be told, it's not bad. The joints all move well, everything fits together nicely, and the head and hand sculpts are all excellent. The colors are a little too saturated, and the cape hangs kind of funny - but it needs to, in order to look like the movie.

Reusing elements has some positive side effects. Cal Kestis' legs can swing forward without hinderance. The cloth cape and skirt don't get in the way, and his girdle looks absolutely great. The arms move nicely, and the fingers - while odd - can hold his blaster without much fuss. The tongue and teeth look great, and the eyes look good too. It's weird that the cardback photo doesn't quite match the movie or figure, but hey, he's got eyes. I think they're a little dark, though.

This is a good figure that gets the job done. But if I were on a budget, I could skip it and be happy with the previous two - not because the figure is bad, but because it's overkill. For an alien who stands and does nothing, I don't need knees, or ankles, or wrists. A figure with five or six joints more than fills the need for a figure to hang out in a room with other aliens. The 2023 release has a sharp sculpt, great soft goods, and excellent coloring - so if you're buying one, this is probably the one to get - but don't feel bad if you've only got your originals. Kenner and Hasbro always do a good job with this guy, down to what I assume are some back-of-neck gonads.

If Hasbro is still making figures in 8 years, I'd suggest they re-reissue this guy in "Kenner colors." That is, a silver belt, paler robes, desaturated skin, and so on. I think fans would appreciate "Squid Head." This figure has been selling for $25-$60 by himself, so maybe there's no real reason for Hasbro to make fans wait. Of course, you could also just get a Power of the Jedi Tessek for about ten bucks (cheap) or the 1983 Squid Head for a mere $30 and up. None of them have ankle tilts, though.

Collector's Notes: I got mine from Hasbro Pulse.

--Adam Pawlus



Day 3,225: March 20, 2025

Monday, October 25, 2010

Star Wars Figure of the Day: Day 1,399: Nrin Vakil

NRIN VAKIL & Ibtisam
The Legacy Collection Wal-Mart Exclusive Comic Packs
Item No.:
Asst. 12974 No. 87885
Manufacturer: Hasbro
Number: n/a
Includes: Helmet, blaster, Ibtisam, comic book
Action Feature: n/a
Retail: $11.99
Availability: March 2009
Appearances: Star Wars: Rogue Squadron comic books

Bio: Ibtisam and Nrin Vakil seem destined to be enemies: Ibtisam is a Mon Calamari and Vakil is a Quarren - two species that have been foes for centuries. Yet an unlikely friendship evolves on a mission to Malrev. Ibtisam finds herself becoming attached to the stoic Nrin Vakil, while Nrin's initial animosity turns to respect for the courageous Mon Calamari, proving that the bonds of friendship can rise above the blind hostility of the past. (Taken from the figure's cardback.)

Image: Adam Pawlus' Galactic Heroes diorama. I really like how it turned out.

Commentary: A great shortcut in storytelling is to put people from warring races together to see what happens. Sure, you sometimes will get a Romeo & Juliet, West Side Story, or something that tends to go down as a classic. But sometimes you get Grease, and Grease sucks. With the Rogue Squadron comic books, we got the pairing of Ibtisam, the Mon Calamari, and Nrin Vakil, the Quarren. They appeared in several stories together, but what really matters here? Toys. And they do make nice ones.

Hasbro took an X-wing Luke body and gave him new arms and a new head. Presto! New figure. That's how you make a pilot. As a bonus it also has a barely-longer torso, so it isn't quite as short as Commander Skywalker. Fully articulated with 14 points, the squid-themed alien is decorated better than any other Quarren, with a lot of extra detail in the face and hands. If you get a good look at him in person, note the exquisitely painted eyes, the carefully decorated tusks, and the slightly darker shade of the wrinkles and folds on his person. Hasbro really did a nice job here, putting a lot of its money into making sure that the new parts looked good-- and they do! He even has a new helmet for his uniquely shaped head, which no other figure has used to date. This figure is excellent, and its only real flaw is poor timing-- in 2008, some fans tired of the Expanded Universe to the point where some items performed below expectations. Also, by this time, the character wasn't as popular, and we've been swimming in pilots. It's a shame it didn't do better, because it's a great example of Hasbro making a lot out of its existing tooling and going the extra mile to make a reused body into something really nice.

Collector's Notes: This set, despite being really nice, did not sell well. It's possible (although decreasingly likely as of now) that you might find one at a local Wal-Mart if you live in the right area. It's worth owning for its retail asking price, especially if you love alien pilots. No other versions of this character exist in action figure form.

--Adam Pawlus


Day 1,399: October 25, 2010

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Figure of the Day: Day 1,000: Sith Lord Darth Maleval

LORD MALEVAL or Darth Malevel, Whatever
The Legacy Collection Entertainment Earth Joker Squad Exclusive
Item No.:
No. 87923
Manufacturer: Hasbro
Number: n/a
Includes: Lightsaber, lightwhip, cloak, 5 more figures
Action Feature: n/a
Retail: $39.99
Availability: March 2009
Appearances: Legacy Comic Books

Bio: Darth Maleval was a male Quarren Sith Lord of the One Sith, serving under Dark Lord of the Sith Darth Krayt and his Empire, after Krayt deposed Galactic Emperor Roan Fel. By 137 ABY, many units, such as the 908th Stormtrooper Division, had defected to Emperor-in-exile Fel during the Anti-Sith Insurgency. To ensure the loyalty of Krayt's troops, Maleval was given command of the 407th Stormtrooper Division, which was based on the planet Yinchorr, as they attempted to recapture the base of the 908th on Borosk. (Stolen from Wookieepedia. For those not up in the lingo, this guy is post-post-post-ROTJ in terms of his era.)

Image: Adam's place, exterior.

Commentary: In the Star Wars: Legacy storylines, there's a virtual army of Dark Siders and Sith rather than the handful of baddies we're used to. In a way, it's kind of refreshing-- you can basically pop alien limbs on to any character design that looks like it came out of the Soulcalibur series and end up with something nifty. When I first got my hands on Lord Maleval, my reaction was "Squid Head's head, body by Namco." (The big eye in the middle of his armor looks a little bit like one of the weapons in the game.) As one of the few all-new sculpts in this boxed set, he's actually much taller than the other figures. This is a detail that was a real problem up until about 2001, when Hasbro really started making sure that Han, Leia, and Chewbacca were all different sizes. Now, it's not uncommon for a figure like this to be about a head or so taller than his squadmates, which is actually the kind of thing you want to see.

Tall, black, and tentacley here has the full super-articulated range of motion which has become the norm-- 14 points, ball movement at the neck, shoulders, elbows, ankles, and knees. (Not hips. That's just the normal articulation.) Because of all of this, the figure can be posed to hold a weapon with one or both hands-- whatever works for you. He can also sit, more or less, but there's a large plastic... uh... codpiece of sorts that hangs down over his legs. It may or may not get in the way, depending on what it is you're trying to do. It still hangs down when he's "sitting" which is unusual for this sort of figure, generally the legs will just cause it to bend out of shape.

As far as deco goes, it's a mixed bag. Since the guy is supposed to be this evil baadasssssss, he should be in black, and odds are it shouldn't show a lot of damage. If he has a bad rap and apparently godlike powers, he should look pretty pristine-- and he does. The body is molded in black with some very dark silver/grey highlights in certain places. Obviously, customizers will have a lot they can do here. The head and hands are a very bright red, in line with some of the Darth Maul figures we've had over the years. It's a nice contrast with the black, but some people complained that it's too red. I think it's OK, but then again, I'm pretty easy to please and I don't have much insight as to what a "realistic" squid-headed alien would look like after he joins a cult of evil and gets a makeover.

When it comes to accessories, Hasbro did a fairly good job here. The red lightsaber is a little wimpy looking, but the cloak is amazing. It's an all-new design with a wire in the neck and around the base of the cape, allowing you to pose it in any of a variety of ways. The hood goes up and it isn't cartoonishly huge like on most of the recent Jedi figures, plus you can wrap it around him or pose it to look like it's flowing in the wind. In other words, it's a good accessory. The third extra is a whip, which splits apart to reveal a knot-- you can see this as a defect, or a plus. Since some fans wanted a blue whip, I think it's a plus because all you need to do to "fix" it is swap out the string and tie a knot, and close it back up again. It's a bit of a problem because it splits apart fairly easily, resulting in yet another Easily Lost Part. So be careful there. The grip of the whip is fairly well done, with a decent amount of detail on the handle which was cast in grey plastic. Some black paint would have been nice to dress it up a bit, but that's probably being unrealistic given how it sometimes sticks to the figure in the long-term. (Or rather, I've had Qui-Gon saber hilts' paint molt off onto the figures.)

I like this one, and I've already had many asking "so when is it coming out on a basic card?" The answer is probably "never" or "so long off you'll either have caved and bought the set by then or quit the hobby." So if you like it, I suggest buying the set or coordinating with a fan to trade for theirs.

Collector's Notes: Full disclosure: we asked for this from Hasbro as part of my day job at, you guessed it, Entertainment Earth. As a character who didn't last long in the series, he managed to make a good first impression and that's likely why there's a toy of him right now. It's still available, having just come out, so there ya go.

--Adam Pawlus


Day 1,000: April 14, 2009



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Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Figure of the Day: Day 860: Quarren Soldier

QUARREN SOLIDER Squid Head
The Legacy Collection Basic Figure
Item No.:
Asst. 87535 No. 87615
Number: #BD15
Includes: Knife, trident, bonus droid piece
Action Feature: n/a
Retail: $7.99
Availability: July 2008
Appearances: Clone Wars

Bio: The Quarren launch an undersea attack on the Mon Calamari. Supported by the Separatists, the quarren swell their ranks with battle droids but encounter strong opposition when Kit Fisto and his clone troopers come to the aid of the Mon Calamari. (Taken from the figure's cardback.)

Image: Adam Pawlus' table.

Commentary: Back in 2003, Lucasfilm and the Cartoon Network showed us dozens of awesome new characters, troopers, and weapons in the first Clone Wars cartoon. Initially largely hated on-- don't let the recent revisionist history fool you-- it took a long, ling time to get figures to market like this Quarren Soldier. While not super articulated, the figure does sport 12 joints and can sit thanks to his loincloth not being plastic. Given the elegant simplicity of the original animated designs, it isn't too hard to adapt the figure to a decent "realistic" look. All you really have to do is take the original Tessek figure and remove some clothing, and you've pretty much got it. With the figure's muscular build, Hasbro managed to work in quite a bit of articulation without looking too hokey. The unfortunate thing is that there's not much else going on here-- the detail is good, there's a small knife that fits under his loincloth, and there's just a little bit of armor to admire. It's a shame this figure didn't come out five years earlier, but thankfully the figure we did eventually get was pretty much perfect. Although the cloth is a little bulky, it's still a fairly decent release that begs for a few more figures in order to complete the scenario from the battle on Mon Calamari.

Collector's Notes: For some reason, this figure came and went in a hurry-- there's a good chance it will show up again but it's not currently scheduled to ship in any non-Wave 2 cases.


Day 860: September 30, 2008

Sunday, February 25, 2007

Figure of the Day: Day 295: Tessek

TESSEK Jabba's Accountant
Power of the Jedi Collection 2
Item No.:
Asst. 84455 No. 84639
Number: n/a
Includes: Blaster pistoll, Force File
Action Feature: n/a
Retail: $6.99
Availability: Summer 2001
Appearances: Return of the Jedi

Bio: When the Empire invades Mon Calamari, Tessek escapes and becomes an accountant for Jabba the Hutt. Tessek despises Jabba and hopes to kill him and acquire his fortune. Unfortunately, Tessek doesn't realize his plans are known to Jabba's trusted servants... and to Jabba himself! (Taken from the figure's Force File.)

Image: Adam's toy shelves.

Commentary: Wait-- Squid Head is an accountant? The fleshing-out of character backgrounds revealed that what a lot of fans always assumed were cool mercenaries, awesome bounty hunters, and alien drunkards were-- unfortunately-- working stiffs just like you or me. Kids who grew up in the 1980s knew Squid Head as whatever they imagined, but when the modern Tessek figure was released it was accountant o'clock, like Norm on Cheers. And in all fairness, Norm is pretty cool.

Tessek is a great figure. His sculpt is so good, it looks like it came from an on-set still from Return of the Jedi, and the skin was carefully decorated to look like a high quality release. Not to knock Gentle Giant or Sideshow, but if they ever try to do Tessek, their work is cut out for them. There's a ridiculously high level of detail on this figure, from the cloth garments (rendered in plastic) to the gold belt to the suction cup fingers. Oh, and his turquoise eyes. And tiny blaster that fits in his holster, which is snuggly out of sight. While more articulation would be great, this figure's seven points are just fine considering that he has one of the best sculpts of the entire modern action figure line. If you see Tessek, you must buy Tessek. And if you are the sculptor of Tessek, please drop us a note and say hello because you do awesome work and we just want to make sure you know that. Few figures make you as glad to be a part of this hobby as this one, so kudos Hasbro-- this is a job well done!

Collector's Notes: At first, this figure-- as well as R2-Q5, Lando Calrissian, and Jar Jar Binks whom he shipped with-- were quite hard to find. It didn't last, but the figure was one of very few to deserve the hype-- it's excellent!


Day 295: February 25, 2007