Monday, April 30, 2012

Star Wars Figure of the Day: Day 1,794: Commando Droid

COMMANDO DROID Bounty Hunters from Hostage Crisis Animated Series Episode
The Clone Wars Target Exclusive Gift Set
Item No.:
  Asst. 19540 No.  19543 
Manufacturer: Hasbro
Number: n/a
Includes: Blaster, stand, additional figures, crappy DVD
Action Feature: n/a
Retail: $24.99
Availability: October 2010
Appearances: The Clone Wars

Bio:     Bounty hunters and droids take senators hostage on Coruscant. Robonino, Shahan Alama, assassin droids and commando droids help Cad Bane force the release of Ziro the Hutt.   The villainous posse infiltrates the Republic Senate, captures a small group of senators, and frees the imprisoned crime lord.   Cunning and ruthless, the criminal gang gets the best of clone troopers, Senate commando guards, and even Anakin Skywalker before fleeing the planet.  (Taken from the figure's packaging.)

Image: Adam Pawlus' kitchen.

Commentary:  When I think of the "Hostage Crisis" episode, I think of the IG droids running around with Shahan Alama and his cohorts.  The Commando Droid didn't quite stick in my brain as much, but hey, they were there and we get what appears to be a Black Sun logo on its chest and I love faction logos.  I'd wear it on a t-shirt if someone made it. (Heck, I was lucky enough for someone to make the Separatist logo, a TIE Fighter wing lookin' thing, on a shirt for me.)  So yeah, I like it!  The figure is fundamentally similar to the thing and nicely articulated figure released earlier, except with new markings.  This is a significant repaint with some blue markings, which I assume is either gang-related or some form of odd blue urban camo.

The figure looks great on a display stand and the Commando Droid mold is one of the many good releases put out by Hasbro in what appears to be a decreasingly present animated action figure line.  He can fold up into a tiny little ball for storage reasons too, and his eyes are nice and bright.  You'll notice there's a peg coming off the side of his gun, and that can plug right into his back.   Short of giving fans even more gear, I can't imagine what else you could do to make this figure better.  Hasbro did a nice job and threw two of them in the set, so all I can say is that this was a fun set that I was happy Hasbro made.  Even if it was a crazy slow seller.

Collector's Notes: At $25 this set felt a little expensive, but now we live in the era of $8 or $9 figures so four figures for $25 seems like a pretty good deal.  The set has a DVD with clips form the saga-- worthless, and a waste of money which adds to the cost of the set-- but the newly-sculped Robonino and Shahan Alama are both welcome, and the droids are no slouches either. (The set has two.)  You should be able to get this set for $10-$20 these days, anything cheaper than that is a bargain that you would be a terrible person for skipping.   Screw lunch, you can stand to lose a few pounds. Buy this set!

--Adam Pawlus



Day 1,794: April 30, 2012

Friday, April 27, 2012

Star Wars Figure of the Day: Day 1,793: R5-D4

R5-D4 Remote Control
The Legacy Collection (US Target Exclusive, pictured)
Item No.:
Asst. 89051 No. 91741
Manufacturer: Hasbro
Number: n/a
Includes: Lightsaber remote
Action Feature: Beeps, moves, lights up
Retail: $16.99
Availability: 2009
Appearances: Star Wars

Bio:  R5-D4, also known as Red, was one of the last droids produced in the low cost Industrial Automaton R5 line, a line plagued with malfunctions. As a result, R5-D4 was owned by many beings and in a constant state of used sale. His programming became jealous of other droids that were capable of serving without failure and had loyal masters.   (Stolen from Wookieepedia.)

Image: Adam Pawlus' something.  I see some video games.  I'm guessing old apartment.

Commentary:  You don't need multiple remote control droids, but R5-D4 is as good as any.  The sculpt is very similar to the astromechs produced before 2004, specifically around 2002-2003.  The wires on the feet are pretty wonky, and the figure rolls ahead and beeps.  It's cute, it goes forward and backward, and that's it. The sculpt isn't as good as the 2011 or 2006 release, but you really just want to get it to drive around on the table anyway.  There are moving parts, but nothing is jointed in any meaningful way.  It's slightly larger than a normal astromech, but that's OK-- you're getting it for the play feature and not authenticity.

Collector's Notes: This wave of RC droids came and went pretty quick, and now goes for $15 or so per robot.    Oddly, R5-X2 goes for as little as $5, and that droid only exists as an RC figure so far.  I'd suggest starting with it, and if you like it, get the rest.  After all, you need an R5-X2!  R5-D4's overall best figure is the 2006 Saga Collection version, but the 2011 Vintage one with build-a-droid parts is pretty nice too.

--Adam Pawlus



Day 1,793: April 27, 2012

Thursday, April 26, 2012

Star Wars Figure of the Day: Day 1,792: R2-N3

R2-N3  Royal Starship Droids
Discover the Force Walmart Exclusive Battle Packs
Item No.:
Asst. 38606 No.  38608  
Manufacturer: Hasbro
Number: n/a
Includes: R2-D2, R2-R9, R2-B1, display stands, die, cards, droid harness
Action Feature: n/a
Retail: $24.96
Availability: January 2012
Appearances: The Phantom Menace

Bio: Astromech droids repair the Naboo Royal Starship. The shield generator and hyperdrive are damaged while escaping the Trade Federation's blockade of Naboo. The droids fix the generator, but the hyperdrive is too badly damaged. The ship is forced to land on the remote world of Tatooine to find a replacement part.  (Taken from the figure's packaging.)

Image: Adam Pawlus' photo area.

Commentary:  For pure story reasons, R2-N3 is the only "new" droid in this set even though he's basically a dead-ringer for R2-A6, a 2006 Entertainment Earth exclusive.  I didn't even know the other green droid had a name until I got this figure, and at the time I write this up in early April Wookieepedia didn't even have an entry for him yet.  The figure is very similar to R2-A6, except he uses the build-a-droid mold rather than the R4-G9 mold and has a few significant paint changes.  The most obvious change is that the eye has a small circle light directly underneath it, and Hasbro neglected to paint one on R2-N3.  Another is that his holo projector lacks the gold ring from R2-A6.  R2-A6 is more vibrant and has more color on him, but R2-N3 seems to have more paint applications and a crisper sculpt with a much cleaner paint job.  Some R2-A6 samples seem to have a tiny bit of color bleed going on.

If R2-N3 had the missing circle under his eye, I'd say he was the better droid.  As it is, he's just pretty dang good and a worthy substitute for a missing R2-A6 in your collection.

Collector's Notes: The set was a late arrival and the last time Walmart had late exclusive arrivals, they showed up at clearance stores like Ross or TJ Maxx or Marshalls.   As such, if you don't find one at Walmart, don't panic! More have been showing up.  The first ones showed up on line in January of 2012 and most people never saw them until at least March if not April... and for all I know you haven't seen them yet either.  But as always, with exclusives, patience tends to pay off.

--Adam Pawlus



Day 1,792: April 26, 2012

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Star Wars Figure of the Day: Day 1,791: Anakin Skywalker

ANAKIN SKYWALKER  Mos Espa Race
Discover the Force Walmart Exclusive Battle Packs
Item No.:
Asst. 38606 No.  38607  
Manufacturer: Hasbro
Number: n/a
Includes: Sebulba, C-3PO, Pit Droids, display stands, die, cards, helmets, wrenches
Action Feature: n/a
Retail: $24.96
Availability: January 2012
Appearances: The Phantom Menace

Bio: Podracers line up at Mos Espa Arena's starting grid to compete in the Boonta Eve Classic Podrace. The mechanically gifted Anakin has built his own Podracer and is assembling the protocol droid C-3PO. The ruthless Sebulba is determined to win the race at any cost. Pit droids are part of the racing teams an eagerly assist with repairs.   (Taken from the figure's packaging.)

Image: Adam Pawlus' photo area.

Commentary:  The 2012 relaunch for The Phantom Menace really shows that Hasbro has lost its mind when it comes to producing toys.  They're really good at making collectible figures for dioramas, or to leave in the packaging, but the vast majority of the time they don't really take into account little things like you might need an Anakin Skywalker figure to put in his pod race vehicle.  While the figure can be contorted to fit, his arms won't fit on the controls-- and this goes for all of the Pod Race outfit Anakins cranked out in 2012.  (The sick thing is that in 1999, they made one which fits perfectly and didn't rerelease it.   The same holds for Sebulba, but the 2012 Sebulba can be crammed with Brute Force into his ship.)  More complaining about this at the end.

Anyway, this "new" Anakin Skyalker is an acceptable Anakin Skywalker figure, as a standalone thing.  It's a repaint of the 2000 mold, which we've seen a few times over the past decade and change.  The figure is fundamentally the same as the one in Target's "Rise of Darth Vader" 2-pack, except it has no filth on the face and a different helmet.  Between the two, I like the paint job on the Walmart version better.  This Pod Race pilot comes alive with the dirt on his face, without it the figure's skin is far too pale to show the detail.  Being a 2000 sculpt, Anakin has awkwardly jointed knees, plus rotating wrists.  The stiff plastic of his lower shirt makes it a little difficult to get him to sit in a vehicle (or at all), and will distort the plastic if you leave it that way for a long time.  If you just want a display piece, though, this one isn't bad.  It's not particularly impressive, and I think if you keep pulling the helmet over his head it might scrape off the dirt, but other than that?  It's OK.  It comes with a wrench accessory which is a little awkward for his hands, but it's OK.  I appreciate the display stand too, and the Pod Race flags are a nice touch.  It's just that when you get right down it it, you're buying figures which work well as figures or display pieces, not as vehicle drivers.

Collector's Notes: So let me just complain a little more before we go.  The problem here is that we're seeing how Hasbro thinks as a company, and this kind of thinking means that Hasbro has opted out of making suitable pilots for its vehicles.  Vehicles which aren't exclusives.  So what Hasbro did here was to produce 2 vehicles-- arguably from the film's centerpiece, the reason you would want to see it in 3D-- were most likely produced in larger quantities than the figures which drive them, and opted out of using perfectly good figures which do fit.  The only Sebulba available this year was in an exclusive (strike one), and then it was a Walmart exclusive which received unusually late distribution (strike two), and then the figures don't even fit right (insert fail metaphor here.)   The only other figure/vehicle combination that Hasbro routinely botches was Han Solo and Chewbacca with the Millennium Falcon, generally there are seat/figure compatibility issues.  This sort of thing really ticks me off, because the vehicles are already on clearance before the one token new mold for the year comes out with the Naboo fighter and these were generally just a pile of bad decisions.  I hope the line performed well financially for Hasbro, because as toys these are some of the sorriest releases we've ever seen.  Or maybe I'm the crazy one, assuming kids who buy ships want the figures to fit inside them?

I would also like to point out that the Pit Droids pictured on the box are not included with the set.  The Battle Game cards and packaging reflect Anakin's Pit Droids, with an "A" on them, and the included droids match the one included with Rats Tyerell.  I get that sometimes an exclusive set has to be a low-dollar development cash grab, but geez, there were better molds to crank out to go with the vehicles.

--Adam Pawlus



Day 1,791: April 25, 2012

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Star Wars Figure of the Day: Day 1,790: Ben Quadianaros

BEN QUADINAROS  with Pit Droid
The Vintage Collection Basic Figures
Item No.:
Asst. 37499 No.  37501  
Manufacturer: Hasbro
Number: #VC81
Includes: Pit Droid, blaster
Action Feature: n/a
Retail: $9.99
Availability: January 2012
Appearances: The Phantom Menace

Bio: Celebrate the legendary Star Wars saga that changed the universe forever! This collection brings to life the incredible story of good versus evil that captured our imagination and took us to a galaxy far, far away. Iconic Star Wars heroes and villains are captured with incredible detail and premium features to commemorate each epic tale in the Star Wars saga. May the Force be with you!  (Taken from the figure's packaging.  No specific character information.)

Image: Adam Pawlus' Ultarama.

Commentary:  After losing the Fan's Choice polls a few times, Hasbro finally gave a figure to Ben Quadinaros after, oh, about 13 years of waiting.  As one of the few Pod Race aliens to get some decent screen time and an on-screen namecheck, fans of all walks of life actually knew who he was.  But for some reason or another, the idea of a kite-shaped biped with suction cups for hair whose torso is 95% face kept getting kicked down the road.  For such a goofy character, this super-articulated Pod Racer came off as looking far more sinister than I would have expected-- the sharp teeth, furrowed brow, and wrinkles turned this guy from a weird little alien into something that's just a little creepy.  Well, "creepy" mixed with what seems to be the aesthetic from The Real Ghostbusters ghosts.  The 3D model from the movie is lighter-skinned, doesn't seem to have his wrinkles quite as clearly defined, and his hair seems a little more managed.  This figure looks like the grim-and-gritty variation on the flustered racer, when what I was expecting was something a little more subdued.

While this wasn't a character I was campaigning for, it was one I expected we'd get eventually... but I was expecting something a little less, well, wrinkly.  I like mean aliens, don't get me wrong, but this character never struck me as the type to have an angry brow and dagger-like shark teeth.   Much like how several Jar Jar Binks figures failed to capture his personality, this figure didn't really strike me as flummoxed or, for lack of a better word, impotent.  The engineering is great, I can tell a lot of work went into the sculpt, and he has no problems holding his gun-- but, and I realize this is an odd thing to say, I'm just not feeling his vibe.   Which is unfortunate because I'm going to go out on a limb we'll never see this figure reissued or revised again.

Collector's Notes: He seems to be selling just fine, so with that in mind it's probably to your advantage to buy him now and not wait for later.  If you collect Pod Race figures, obviously, get him-- otherwise?  I'd say you could probably skip it, but as he's another in a long line of fan-requested figures, even if it is just a few vocal fans that really wanted him, I'm glad to see he made it out.  Even if it did take an unreasonably long time.  I mean, this figure actually lost Fan's Choice more than once.

--Adam Pawlus



Day 1,790: April 24, 2012

Monday, April 23, 2012

Star Wars Figure of the Day: Day 1,789: SCUBA Gear Ahsoka Tano

AHSOKA SCUBA Gear
The Clone Wars Basic Action Figures
Item No.:
Asst. 37290 No. 37740
Manufacturer: Hasbro
Number: CW15
Includes: 2 Lightsabers, display stand, swim fins, helmet, launcher, projectile
Action Feature: Launching lightsaber disc
Retail: $8.99
Availability: April 2012
Appearances: Clone Wars TV series

Bio: Ahsoka fights aqua droids in the waters of Kamino when Separatists attack the Republic's cloning facility.  With spinning Lightsaber strikes, Ahsoka battles her way past the underwater droids to reach Tipoca City, where she leaps into the fight to stop the enemy's assault.   (Taken from the figure's cardback.  The picture seems to be from the season 4 episodes on Dac/Mon Calamari, as she did not appear in the Kamino invasion episode in season 3.  Nice one, Hasbro/Lucasfilm Licensing.)

Image: Adam Pawlus' photo area.

Commentary:  By your demand!  You voted and you asked to see this SCUBA Ahsoka Tano before anyone else from these two new Clone Wars waves.  And good for you, because unlike a lot of the figures in this wave, this one feels really different and with few exceptions, the execution is superb.   I'm assuming in this political environment it would be an appropriate gag to say "Hasbro's war on articulation continues," because for nine bucks, I expect at least nine joints.  I got 7.   Basically, she has the same articulation as a vintage 1983 figure plus elbows, with ball joints at the neck, shoulders, and the aforementioned elbows.   I think at this point it's tough if not impossible to tell if Hasbro is really aiming for kids, or collectors, or people who leave stuff on the cards, or what.  As a toy she's great, and as a display piece, this is one of Hasbro's best-ever animated sculpts.  With dainty characters, cramming in a lot of articulation sometimes means certain elements need to be thicker, so the decision to eliminate ankles makes sense.  Knees, not so much.  But man, she looks great.  The wrist armor is exquisitely detailed, and the paint job is exquisite.  There's a little silver, some purple, a little bright red, and some white on her suit which is molded in a deep maroon-ish color.  If you were to hand this figure to me in 1995 and said "this is what toys look like in the distant future," I'd be impressed.

She has zero difficulty standing with her swim fins, although they render the display base somewhat worthless.  Her hip joints are perfect, she has zero difficulty sitting in her Jedi Starfighter.  (I just went to check.)   The lack of ankle joints may be a bummer to some of you, but trust me when I say that she looks and feels tiny.  Her foot pegs may be the smallest I've ever seen, and while I haven't compared her to my other Ahsokas yet (because it feels creepy) it looks like she may have the smallest feet of any of them, perhaps the smallest feet of any 3 3/4-inch figure yet.  Including Salacious Crumb.  There's no way they could probably cram a decent joint in here, so the included swim fins make up for what would probably be long-term problems if she used the included display base.

Her SCUBA backpack seems smaller than you'd expect, so it's not at all obtrusive.  The mask slides right over her head, and is mostly clear-- it's a little frosty in spots, but that actually helps obfuscate this figure's one shortcoming: eye deco.  It's almost perfect (and looks better in the picture than in real life), but you can't really see the whites of her eyes at all, so it looks like her eyes are almost entirely blue.  There's a small black out line around them that's just big enough to block out the whites.   It's obvious someone at Hasbro was saying "I'm going to make a figure with our best paint job yet" and came really really close.  I hope this person is working on other figures, because whatever the next one he or she does is going to be phenomenal.  Oh, and on mine you can tell there's a little scuffing on the eyebrow.  I'm not sure how that happened, as this is how she was when I got her and to be honest I didn't even notice until after I took the photos.  And now I can't un-see it.  Argh.

As to her weapons?  Mostly good. You get a cool small lightsaber and a large lightsaber, which she has no problems holding.  The aforementioned swim fins are perfect, and the rest of her gear just plain fits.  (Although I will say I am a little afraid the mask might snap unless you're really careful with it.)  The big goofy thing is her "lightsaber launcher" which is made from silver plastic and swirly silver plastic makes me nervous.  If you have this figure and it's like 2017 or later, I'd suggest doing a fair amount of research before actually playing with the launcher-- if they're breaking, well, blame Hasbro's choice in plastic.  The accessory is fundamentally the same one sold with the 2012 Anakin, but cast in green with additional silver paint on part of the blade.  It's goofy, ugly, and arguably too heavy for her to really get much use from, and it's also hard for my fingers to fire it while she's wearing this weapon.  So to the drawer of discarded accessories, it goes.  Kenner and Hasbro have done better arm-mounted kid-aimed "action" accessories over the last 30 years than this.

In many respects, this figure seems to be a perfect mix of everything I complain about wanting in this column.  She's got a ton of gear, looks great, stands, sits, and all of her articulation adds to the figure's fun factor.  I think you'll like it, if you can find it, and good luck with that.

Collector's Notes: I haven't seen her in the wild yet, mine came from where I work, and you can probably order one at the link below.   eBay has her pegged at $20, and her assortment (which is so far just 1 assortment) has all of waves 2 and 3 in it.  Just sayin'.   Hopefully these will flood retailers soon, but it's early and I lucked out into getting mine early.  Ahsoka figures in this line have been historically expensive on the secondary market, so it would be to your advantage to get her at/near retail should the opportunity present itself.  Other than the SCUBA Clone with the mini sub released recently, I know of no other characters from this season 4 arc getting the plastic treatment just yet.

--Adam Pawlus



Day 1,789: April 23, 2012

Friday, April 20, 2012

Star Wars Figure of the Day: Day 1,788: Darth Vader

DARTH VADER Lightsaber swinging action!
Discover the Force Movie Heroes
Item No.:
  Asst. 87752 No. 37754
Manufacturer: Hasbro
Number: #MH06
Includes: Stand, card, die
Action Feature: Swinging lightsaber
Retail: $8.99
Availability: January 2012
Appearances: The Empire Strikes Back

Bio: Darth Vader is the evil and much-feared military leader of the Galactic Empire. He seeks to bring young Luke Skywalker over to the dark side. As the two battle on a precarious outer walkway on Bespin, Vader reveals a shocking secret that shatters Luke’s world. (Taken from the figure's packaging.)

Image: Adam Pawlus' photo area.

Commentary: I don't quite get why Hasbro selected this Darth Vader for a reissue.  The original 2002 release of this mold was plagued with problems, not the least of which being that it was (and still is) marketed as an Empire Strikes Back sculpt when the helmet, gloves, and chest scream "I'm from 1977!"  This 2012 release does correct a few of the 2002 release's problems, but it doesn't answer the question why the far simpler and more fun 2005 release wasn't brought back out.  (The basic Revenge of the Sith carded Darth Vader has a swell cloth cape and swinging action.)

This figure has a button on the back of his belt which, when pressed, will swing the figure from side to side, letting him "fight."  The lightsaber (now a one-piece plastic item instead of a two-piece metal-and-plastic accessory) is sturdier, and doesn't fly out of his hand.  The cape doesn't fly off as easily, but since it is a removable plastic cape it will pop off during play eventually.  Also, it's worth noting the magnetic features are no longer present, his retooled left hand is now just plastic.  It looks better and sharper than the 2002 release, but isn't as fun. (Or fragile.)  Considering that the figure is a confused mashup of the first two films' Vader costumes, it's a neat curiosity-- but the 2002 release has a chunk of a Cloud City diorama, so clearly, it's going to be the better, and cheaper, option.

Collector's Notes: A relatively new release, this figure should be in a store near you right now.  But again, it's sort of a baffling pick as Hasbro has made far better kid-friendly Darth Vader action figures with fewer fundamental flaws and better sculpts.  The similar-but-better 2012 Vintage Darth Vader just hit, and yeah, you'll want that one instead.

--Adam Pawlus



Day 1,788: April 20, 2012

Thursday, April 19, 2012

Star Wars Figure of the Day: Day 1,787: Mace Windu

MACE WINDU Order 66
30th Anniversary Collection Target Exclusive
Item No.:
Asst. 87356 No. 87358
Manufacturer: Hasbro
Number: 2 of 6
Includes: Lightsaber, cloak, and Galactic Marine figure
Action Feature: Squeeze legs for lightsaber swinging action
Retail: $9.99
Availability: March 2007
Appearances: n/a

Bio: Mace Windu puts aside his diplomatic mantle to lend his skill as a powerful Jedi warrior during the Clone Wars. He leads a regiment of Galactic Marine clone troopers into battle to stop the Separatist invasions on several worlds. (Taken from the set's packaging.)

Image: Adam Pawlus' old desk.

Commentary: Why do you want this Mace Windu? You probably don't, but if you do this 2-pack includes an exclusive hoodless cloth cloak (which is pretty cool) and a uniquely painted Galactic Marine clone trooper figure, which is arguably reason enough to buy the set. The Mace Windu itself brings little new to the table, I had a couple of spares from finding this set on clearance so one of 'em got sacrificed to the toy gods to get sent to China as a test subject for an action figure stand. That's my way of saying "you won't need multiples of this one."

By 2007 this sculpt had really shown its age. We've seen it a few times, but this one at least had the courtesy of adding a new accessory. The figure was originally released in 2005 for the Revenge of the Sith line, but that version had Sith lightning that could surround him and he could shake off when you squeezed his legs. The sculpt is merely OK, it doesn't look a heck of a lot like Samuel L. Jackson in terms of his general pose and demeanor, but collectors looking for every last major variation of Mace Windu with a new accessory are going to want this. There are many better Mace Windu figures, but sometimes it's less about quality than it is getting one of everything. That's what this figure is. Don't buy it for its own merits, but do get it for the purple Galactic Marine.

Collector's Notes: A boxed sample goes for as little as $3, and oddly, this Mace Windu loose has gone for $4-$6. I don't understand why, you people must be stupid or something. I bought one at $10 and another at about $2 on clearance, and I'd say anywhere in between those is totally worth it for the complete set. The Order 66 2-packs are weird and fun, even if they have nothing to do with the event from the film (and even if some of the Jedi figiures from them basically offer nothing new or valuable.)

--Adam Pawlus


Day 1,787: April 19, 2012

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Star Wars Figure of the Day: Day 1,786: Grievous' Bodyguard

GRIEVOUS BODYGUARD vs. Obi-Wan Kenobi
Revenge of the Sith Battle Arenas
Item No.:
Asst. 85241 No. 85456
Manufacturer: Hasbro
Number: n/a
Includes: Display stand base, electropole, Obi-Wan Kenobi figure
Action Feature: Dueling action, sort of
Retail: $19.99
Availability: Summer 2005
Appearances: Revenge of the Sith

Bio: Battle as Obi-Wan or one of General Grievous' bodyguards, as they face each other on the sinkhole planet Utapau! One remains - the other falls! (Taken from the figure's packaging.)

Image: Adam Pawlus' photo area.

Commentary: I'm generally pretty happy when Hasbro gets a new "trooper" made and does a few versions of it, but for some reason this Grievous Bodyguard figure stayed in its packaging (or at least its insert) until March 2012, at which point I finally removed it because I had a deadline to meet and I had to review something. The interesting thing about waiting to open a figure like this one is you get to see just how poorly modern packaging ages. You know those little clear rubber bands? They crumble like a cookie. Seriously, look at some of your older, well-taken-care-of packaged figures. Those clear bands are now slowly turning opaque and some of them are crumbling even though you've never even touched them. He's surrounded by some plastic which is sealed around his person, and you have to basically rip it apart. It works, but it's some of the more annoying packaging I remember ever having to deal with.

The figure itself ain't bad. Well, the sculpt ain't bad. As a figure it's terrible, but as a statue it looks really cool. He is jointed at the neck and shoulders... and that's it. He has some difficulty standing and may need to be heated or tweaked in order to get the legs in a more normal pose, because I think he's gonna faceplant if I sneeze. This is why leg (or ankle) joints are essential-- no leg articulation may mean a figure can't stand, and since this one can't sit either, it's worthless without its action display base. You can basically use it like a Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robot, but he doesn't seem to like staying on the stand all that much.

As a sculpt, I actually quite like it. The chest has some big gashes and dents, and a few subtle ones can be found on the legs. The paint job seems a lot better than the other 2005 Magnaguards, and it feels thicker and sturdier than the other releases. It just can't stand particularly well and his arms give new definition to "awkward." The figure can assume a pretty good "dead on the ground" pose, and if you take him out of the arena display stand that's probably what you'll be using it for. Still, I hate to knock it because the sculpt and deco are so nice, but given the price it's almost shameful that Hasbro released this. When this 2-pack came out at $20, single figures typically sold for $5.24-$6.99 and had a minimum of six or seven joints. Three just plain isn't cool unless we're talking about Padme or something so small it wouldn't even make sense to give it a joint. This is a release you get if you're a completist only because the Vintage 2010 figure is so much better overall, but I'd be lying if I said the figure didn't have a certain charm. I don't think most of you are going to find that it has enough charm, though, so don't go chasing it down unless it's cheap.

If this were released today for about $10-$15 I think you might be happy with it, as the figures are fun but not fantastic. If you just want little plastic men to hold and smack each other with, you'll like this set. If you want to pose a figure or put them in a ship? Avoid.

Collector's Notes: A boxed sample sold for $3.94 before shipping on eBay recently, and I'd say that's about right. They're not overly common on eBay, but it wouldn't stun me if you could trip over these at the right flea market for $5 a whack. And it's worth at least half that. If memory serves this set came out after the other arenas.

--Adam Pawlus


Day 1,786: April 18, 2012